Remember that one summer, when my hair was mysteriously turning blonde, and then I later found out that it was being bleached by a nasty face wash? And then remember how I got to meet Jim Brickman and hang out with him backstage because of the fact that we have a mutual good friend named Diane? And then remember how months later, I remembered to ask Diane for a copy of the pictures she took of me with him, and suddenly I remembered the awful blonde hair fiasco? UGH.
And then remember that one time how Stephanie took awesome engagement photos of Lauren and me, and Matt was our special guest for the shoot?
And then remember that one time that we took Nick to the Haunted Forest for his 16th birthday and I had glowing gum? And how Nick & Phil were a little scared?
How about the time that I took my awesome friend, Shane, to Little Shop of Horrors, and he loved it? And how he said he even loved it as much as High School Musical – which is a LOT for Shane.
Or when I FINALLY got to hold my new niece after a month of being busy/sick, and I naturally tried to see if I could eat her?
Or! Or! When David and I went spider-hunting and captured/killed one to protect our womenfolk?!
Remember how I used to make food all the time, and was really good at making sorbet? And how everyone who ever tried it loved it (except for when I tried making chocolate sorbet & lemon sorbet – stupid Martha Stewart)?
Do you remember how Amesily got married, and Julie, Heidi, Kyle, Chase, Janessa and I were the most fun people at the whole event?
Yep. I remember all those things, too.
Good job trying to eat your niece. And I like this post a lot. And you make sorbet? What the?
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I like this post a lot, too! Sometimes I laughed really hard and sometimes I almost cried.
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You're a hot blonde! Just thought you'd like to know.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember ALL those things...but I do remember some! Do YOU remember the time you made me and Wendy sorbet (or was it ice cream) that tasted hot (as in temperature) even though it wasn't?
ReplyDeleteI really liked this post btw- how did I miss your blonde period?! hilarious!
Aw, friends . . . love 'em
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