To begin with, DO NOT look at the story below. Fill in the blanks with the words
called for. Then, using the words you have selected, fill in the blank spaces in
the story. Now you've created your own hilarious MAD LIBS game!
Ready? Okay. Here are your words.
- Number
- Adjective
- Adjective
- Verb
- Same Verb
- Same Verb
- Noun
- Verb Ending in “ing”
- Adverb
- Mode of Transportation
- Verb
- Plural Noun
- Adjective
- Verb
- Plural Noun
- Verb
- Verb
- Plural Noun
- Insulting Noun
- Noun
- Verb
If you're over (Number) and not (Adjective), is there something (Adjective) with you? No. Not necessarily. But if you (Verb), and (Same Verb), and (Same Verb) about it, yes, there is.
There's a certain (Noun) I've been (Verb Ending in “ing”) with (Adverb) who is in that (Mode of Transportation), and she constantly (Verb) for (Plural Noun) why she's still (Adjective). She (Verb) the kind of (Plural Noun) that you can't NOT (Verb), and then she (Verb) with your (Plural Noun). Good grief, (Insulting Noun)! If you want my (Noun) - TAKE IT! But don't (Verb) with it.
Fun, eh?! If you played along, I expect you to post the words you came up with in a comment on this post. The original post was much longer and more detailed, but I was getting bored creating my own Mad-Libs, so I simplified. And now, I've vented - and for listening, you've been rewarded with a fun game!
You're welcome.
"There's a certain flower I've been sneezing with beautifully who is in that boat, and she constantly dances for kites why she's still funny. She jumps the kind of rocks that you can't NOT shimmy, and then she shakes it with your dudes. Good grief, douche! If you want my girl- TAKE IT! But don't sleep with it."
ReplyDeleteIf you're over 8,000 and not sticky, is there something hairy with you? No. Not necessarily. But if you run, and run, and run about it, yes, there is.
ReplyDeleteThere's a certain kitty I've been laughing with quickly who is in that horse-back, and she constantly slaps for shoes why she's still purple. She dives the kind of ghosts that you can't NOT kick, and then she marries with your murderers. Good grief, bastard! If you want my house - TAKE IT! But don't exit with it.
(Oh my gosh, Jeremy, I'm obsessed with you! Ha)
"If you're over 2 and not partisan, is there something democratic with you? No. Not necessarily. But if you vote, and vote, and vote about it, yes, there is.
ReplyDeleteThere's a certain Republican I've been mudslinging with Presidentially who is in that Air Force One, and she constantly dodges for pollsters why she's still patriotic. She bribes the kind of campaigns that you can't NOT debate, and then she schmoozes with your running mates. Good grief, Sarah Palin! If you want my hanging chad - TAKE IT! But don't assassinate with it."
That was pretty fun...and now that we stayed up past our bedtime to play games with you long distance, you stay up past yours and watch the debate! It's fun too- you get to see Grampy Mccain have a "Lizard face seizure" (check out seriouslysoblessed for the screencap-yay! :) It will take much less effort than it did to come up with this mad lib (albeit not nearly as hilarious)--so now go educate yourself! Oh my gosh...I'm one of THOSE people!! As long as I'm at it though...
www.mydebates.org :P
You are so weird and funny...
ReplyDeleteIf you're over 5 and not yellow, is there something smelly with you? No. Not necessarily. But if you jump, and jump, and jump about it, yes, there is.
There's a certain hat I've been running with colorfully who is in that car, and she constantly dances for boys while she's still slimy. She leaps the kind of trees that you can't NOT climb, and then she hits with your shoes. Good grief, poop head! If you want my tie- TAKE IT! But don't argue with it.
Here is my story:
ReplyDeleteIf you're over 3 and not black, is there something fluffy with you? No. Not necessarily. But if you shoot, and shoot, and shoot about it, yes, there is.
There's a certain Jackson Hole I've been punching with seductively who is in that mule and she constantly pushes for monkeys why she's still prickly. She steps the kind of possums that you can't NOT hanging, and then she yells with your clocks. Good grief, bastards! If you want my Madonna - TAKE IT! But don't cry with it.
thanks! that was fun!
if you're over (17) and not (spunky), is there something (putrid) with you? No. Not necessarily. But if you (limp), and (limp), and (limp) about it, yes, there is.
ReplyDeleteThere's a certain (mask) I've been (dumping) with (quickly) who is in that (hot air balloon), and she constantly (drives) for (blocks) why she's still (transparent). She (waves) the kind of (crusties) that you can't NOT (dodge), and then she (slides) with your (paint brushes). Good grief, (nag)! If you want my (cracker) - TAKE IT! But don't (explode) with it.
That was fun!