Provo Sweeper

Last night, I watched Slumdog Millionaire for the first time. Great movie.

However, I ended up having dreams all night that were straight out of a Bollywood musical.

This was really annoying. Mostly, because there were full-on choreographed routines to songs written by my subconscious. I wish I could remember all of them, because they would come in handy.

I've decided that I'm going to make a movie called Provo Sweeper, about a boy from the ghetto of Provo who gets caught up in the Utah mafia, and they take his girlfriend. Then, he goes on Supermarket Sweep in order to get her attention so she knows he's okay.

It'll be greater than Slumdog. And it will have more musical numbers, and not just on the closing credits.

Are you so excited you can't handle it?!