Friday, January 5, 2007

Jeremy: 1, Cheating Biyotches: 0

Tonight was Rachel's wedding reception. I'm sorry, but I looked hot. And I happened to bump into an old high school girlfriend with her husband and kids, and it's obvious that she's miserable. All she could do was talk about Stephanie being single and saying things like "When you're not single, you're going to start saying 'I miss doing that.'" And she was SO cold to me. She only acknowledged me when one of her kids ran right next to me and she had no way to avoid me tastefully.


This is why you don't get married when you're too young. In a few years, you'll bump into me while I'm looking really good, and it will only make you feel like your life sucks even more.


That's all.

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